Category: Things Assholes Like
Courtney Enlow This past weekend, I, for the first time ever, honored an age old tradition in mating and celebration. A classic expression of the intrapersonal dichotomy between social status and propriety. For the first time in my life, I went clubbing. Raise the roof, my bitches. Before …
Courtney Enlow Many are the indicators I use to determine whether or not I will like someone. Manner of dress, tone of voice and taste in films all play a part, but I will give you my secret tip right now: the eyes are not the window to …
Courtney Enlow You know, I realized that in this series, I’ve been expounding on the things liked by the assholes of this world, without offering and helpful tips for you stave off your own inner-assholiness. And this is wrong of me as someone you trust, a doctor in …
Courtney Enlow Ladies and gentlemen and Dad, there is something I need to tell you. I am an asshole. Yes, friends, it’s true. I, your faithful crusader against asshole-ery is in fact herself an inhabitant of Assholedonia. And why, specifically? Because I judge. I’m a judger. A person …
Courtney Enlow Yesterday, I had a long talk with my best friend, the organizational psych grad student, about pretension. And she pointed out a classic trait of all pretentious people: they hate everything. They hate everything, she said, because one is more vulnerable to judgment upon admitting that …
