Category: Overrated

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … the NFL’s drug policy. Six to 10 NFL players this past week tested positive for a diuretic that can help lower the amount of banned substances that show up in urine tests. Each of these …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … throwback uniforms. My cousin, an avid Tampa Bay Bucs fan, wanted to see the Seahawks and Buccaneers don their 1976 uniforms for last night’s game. He figured that a national TV game between two teams …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … smoke-free bars and restaurants. I don’t smoke. After all, I’m not a complete fucking idiot. I’m just half fucking idiot, as I still drink too much for someone my age. (Body pushing 46. Face pushing …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … the phrase “a regular churchgoer who was active in his church.” Every time some poor bastard gets hit by a bus, or every time some deranged wingnut shoots up a Burger King, or every time …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … Bob Dylan. You know, “The Voice of a Generation.” Yeah, a generation hopped up on LSD. Bob Dylan might be music’s most blatant embodiment of the emperor’s new clothes. Most of his songs are just …