With new reports that sitting is "the new smoking," Joel Murphy imagines a world where sitting is outlawed and only outlaws have seats.
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Luanne Landry dreams of a more exciting life in one of the alternate dimensions across the border.
Frank Johnson is baffled when two three-foot tall FBI agents show up at his door asking bizarre questions.
On the day of the Nakatomi Tower heist, Hans Gruber finds himself distracted ... by love.
Precocious pug Cuddles McGee has an eventful day at the dog park.
A few weeks before Christmas, Santa and his elves make their final preparations ... while hiding a dark secret.
Hawkeye struggles to fit in with the rest of the Avengers.
Joel Murphy envisions a dystopian future ruled by Amazon and Google.
Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into his easiest mission ever.
Every Halloween, all of your favorite movie monsters come out of the woodwork to cause havoc. But what do they do in the other 364 days of the year? How do they spend their downtime? Joel Murphy answers this question in this classic column, which we bring