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Outside of the In-Crowd – And they lived happily ever after

Courtney Enlow For my final HoboTrashcan article as a regular, I thought to myself, “Self, I could rail against Lindsay Lohan, or wax poetic about the tao of Patrick Swayze or perhaps talk about film and television circa 1994. You know. Things I always do.” But the

Outside of the In-Crowd – And they were never heard from again

Courtney Enlow Well, my little blueberries, next week will be my last week writing for HoboTrashcan, as a regular at least. I’ve had so much fun over the past three years, sharing my tales of horrific nocturnal Wii-playing neighbors, bewilderingly beloved vampire tween porn, horror movie posters

Outside of the In-Crowd – Fantasy fall-ball

Courtney Enlow I do not understand fantasy football. It make about as much sense to me as Inland Empire and vastly less interesting. But I am to understand that it is absolutely fascinating and life-consuming for some of you. I am confused by your choices in hobby,

Outside of the In-Crowd – 2010 Emmy Liveblog

Courtney Enlow Let’s do this. First, the picks. Italics is my wishes and dreams; bold is who will actually win. OUTSTANDING DRAMA Lost Breaking Bad I’m still working through Breaking Bad and have not actually seen this past season, but I got enough “holy shit, holy shit,

Outside of the In-Crowd – Charlie Sheen might be the devil

Courtney Enlow Hear me out. So you’re on an elevator with the snozzberries guy who’s married to Christina Hendricks, Ryan Atwood’s brother Trey, some chick who I thought was from the trailer was the girl from Miss Congeniality but apparently isn’t, some other clowns and Charlie Sheen.

Outside of the In-Crowd – Regretful Adoration Theater: Grease 2

Courtney Enlow Yep. I saved the worst for last. Over the summer, I’ve brought you some of my darkest, most secret cinematic shames. But this one? This is the clincher. Grease 2 is, without any hint of exaggeration or hyperbole, the most batballs-retarded piece of movie shit