Murphy’s Law Archive
Joel Murphy “It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his
Joel Murphy A few years ago, some genius ad execs trying to be hip and edgy released an online campaign for McDonalds that featured a guy leering at a Big Mac with the tagline: “I’d hit it.” The ad agency thought they were appealing to today’s youth
Joel Murphy The last time I spoke of the impending robot apocalypse, it was last September when Italian scientists created the iCub, an adorable, childlike robot capable of accurately hitting a target with a bow and arrow. Much like the story in 2009 about the EATR (Energetically
Joel Murphy There is a film studio called The Asylum which makes its money creating cheap knockoffs of popular films like The Day The Earth Stopped, The Da Vinci Treasure and Transmorphers. After watching the two-hour premiere of The Cape on NBC and seeing all of the
Joel Murphy Unless you are simply convinced that this is the first sign of the Apocalypse and have begun stockpiling canned goods and weapons, most of you are probably wondering what the hell is going on with the bird population in this country. First, an estimated 5,000
