Category: Murphy’s Law
Joel Murphy I’ve officially had it with parents. I sat idly by while your children’s mysterious allergies, which no one had ever heard of until a few years ago, suddenly forced airlines to stop giving out free peanuts on flights. I let it slide when you ruined Hollywood …
Joel Murphy Today is Presidents Day, a holiday originally created to celebrate George Washington’s Birthday (which isn’t actually until February 22, so don’t freak out if you haven’t gotten him anything yet). However, the day has since been rebranded to honor all 44 U.S. Presidents. And, to honor …
Joel Murphy Somewhere, an adorable winged baby is stocking up on archery supplies so that he can fly around striking miserable single folks with arrows. That’s right, Valentine’s Day is almost upon us – the day when happy couples attempt to prove their love by buying each other …
Joel Murphy “If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind …
Joel Murphy If the world really does end in 2012, I hope the apocalypse plays out like the one in The Book of Eli, the new film directed by Albert and Allen Hughes. Granted, the post-apocalyptic world presented in the film is a bleak and desolate wasteland; a …
