Category: Murphy’s Law
Joel Murphy It turns out I should have asked Robert Wisdom for stock tips or lotto numbers when I interviewed him three years ago, since the man apparently has an uncanny ability to predict the future. Back in September 2006, during our interview leading up to the fourth …
Joel Murphy At times, I wish “Hollywood” was an actual person so that I could punch him in the throat. That may sound harsh, but I feel like my anger is completely justified. After all, lately Hollywood has been on a mission to remake everything cherished from my …
Joel Murphy When Britney Spears has an extended public meltdown involving umbrella attacks and child-endangerment or when Mel Gibson gets drunk and rants to Officer Sugartits about how the Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world, we as a society tend to condemn them …
Joel Murphy In a move that absolutely reeks of desperation, Marge Simpson will appear on the cover of next month’s Playboy magazine. And no, I don’t mean Julie Kavner, the woman who has voiced Marge Simpson for the past 20 years. For the first time ever, Playboy’s cover …
Joel Murphy Earlier this week, realizing the young starlet was in grave danger, fellow HoboTrashcan writer Courtney Enlow bravely staged an intervention for Lindsay Lohan. I have to say I was inspired by Courtney. I’ve watched quite a bit of Intervention on A&E, so I know how badly …
