Category: Murphy’s Law
Joel Murphy Have you ever been afraid of being trapped inside an elevator? It’s a fear we’ve seen played out in countless movies. The power goes out and suddenly the claustrophobic guy in the elevator begins hyperventilating. Or there’s a pregnant woman whose water breaks. Or the police …
Joel Murphy We are past the point of no return. The Christmas season is officially upon us. Thanksgiving has come and gone (even if we still have more leftover turkey sandwiches than we know what to do with). Black Friday is officially in the books (and we even …
Joel Murphy As I write this, I am currently barricaded inside my home, chomping on a cigar, eating a juicy steak and downing a fifth of Jameson. I have been locked in here since Friday, passing the time by alternating between Jason Statham movies and episodes of Dirty …
Joel Murphy Santa might end up getting more than just milk and cookies this year. It seems that by the time Christmas is over, the jolly old elf could also end up with a nasty case of Swine Flu. It still seems a little early to be thinking …
Joel Murphy We are a country obsessed with food. I’m willing to bet that somewhere tonight, during a commercial break for Top Chef, a man will chow down on a bread bowl pasta from Domino’s while secretly wishing he had gone for the bacon ranch fries and 2/3 …
